The abortion giant’s total income reached an all-time high of $1.3 billion dollars in 2014, up 7.7 percent from the previous year—due largely to its ability to play the victim and the hero simultaneously. Its massively funded PR machine and networking web generated a $75 million dollar increase in corporate and private contributions to offset a slight loss in government funding. Its net assets of $1.4 billion represent a 10 percent increase over the 2012-2013 figure. It banked $528.4 million in taxpayer income, showing a year-end profit of $127.1 million—a 118 percent increase over the previous year.

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