PP, the organization supported by hundreds of thousands of our tax dollars, never misses the opportunity to warp a Christian holiday.

Planned Parenthood of the Heartland claims on its web site that St. Patrick’s Day is the most romantic holiday, because green is worn on St. Patrick’s Day, symbolizing fertility, and it claims the color “can have aphrodisiac powers (like Ms. Green M&M – her seductive eyelashes and heels prove they ‘melt in your mouth; not in your hand’).”

PP’s advice for an appropriate way to celebrate the feast day of this revered saint? “[G]rab a cute ‘kiss me I’m Irish’ T-shirt, some green Mardi Gras beads and a handful of green condoms and celebrate the most romantic holiday … St. Patty’s!”